totally unqualified — pull a card. watch what happens.

totally unqualified

the chaos is the point.

everyone on their own phone

or

no code needed

how to play

totally unqualified

01

the setup

everyone joins and enters their name. one player is randomly chosen to start. play on one phone passed around the table, or everyone on their own phone with a room code.

02

the situation

the starting player reveals a scenario card. this is the situation everyone is now in. it sets the stage. it is everyone's problem. it does not end until the group decides it does.

scenario

this or that

sabotage

task

03

building the story

each player draws a this or that card — two options, pick one, no explaining your choice. use it to keep the story going. the story builds turn by turn with wherever each person takes it.

04

the sabotage

one sabotage card is available each round. whoever taps 💥 first claims it. preview your card, pick your target — their next turn comes with a twist everyone sees simultaneously.

05

voting and winning

when the story is done, vote for whoever made it worth it. the winner gets a trophy and earns The Last Laugh — the power to assign a task card to anyone in the room. most trophies wins.

let it go sideways. the best part of this game was never the game. it's the story nobody planned to tell. the conversation that came out of nowhere. the one you're all still talking about on the way home.

no right answers. no time limit. no plan required.

the chaos is the point.

what's your name?

this is how you'll appear to everyone else

who's here?

add everyone's name — works for 2 people on a walk or 8 around a table

room code

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share this code — everyone join on their own phone

waiting for players...

only the host can start

round 1

scenario

The Scenario

💥

sabotage

who made it worth it?

vote for whoever took the story somewhere nobody expected

🏆

The Last Laugh

Draw a task card and assign it to anyone in the room.

🃏

wins the game.

tell us your stories. we won't judge.

submitted anonymously. the best ones get shared.

0/500

submitted. the chaos lives on. 🃏

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hall of chaos

stories from people who played

loading the chaos...

what's your name?

who's here?

your sabotage card

sabotage.

who made it worth it?

The Last Laugh